Couldn't resist.


A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.
 
He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
 
He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.
 
He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible woman she can be.
 
No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of wine. 

Never mind.

6 comments:

Dianne said...

Ah...rats Bruce! I was feeling pretty good being a wife too. ; )

Paula R said...

Bruce, you had me going there. I was looking forward to having someone think these things about me, then you ruined the dream. Thanks...LOL!!!!

Peace and love,
Paula R.

Leslie Kelly said...

Haha...I'm fortunate enough to have a great relationship with both hubby and wine. ;-)

Malach the Merciless said...

I thought the joke was the whole first part of it

Malach the Merciless said...

I thought the joke was the whole first part of it

Elen Grey said...

I couldn't resist laughing!